I've only walked out of one movie in my life (though there have been plenty that I shut off while watching at home).
The. Dark. F***ing. Tower.
The book series is dramatically flawed, but still an amazing concept with complex and fascinating characters (and character development) that could absolutely be made into a top-notch film series. I'd been waiting for so long for someone to turn it into a movie. I had cast the movie(s) in my head multiple times. I tried hard not to watch/learn anything about it before I went, but because it was named after the whole series rather than any of the individual books, I peeked at the IMDB ahead of time.
Who plays The Man In Black? Matthew McConaughey? Interesting choice, but I could see it. Alright.
Who would play Roland? I was thinking Mel Gibson, maybe Clive Owen or possibly Sean Bean. Idris Elba! Okay, great actor. But wait!...he's black! There's a whole major part of the plot and key character development where his race is a massively relevant. How would they handle that?
Jake is some kid I don't recognize. Pretty much what I expected, that's fine.
Who would play Eddie? Maybe Aaron Paul? No Eddie listed. Hmm. How the...?
What about Detta/Odetta/Susannah? A bunch of possibilities in my head...no Susannah? How is that even possible?
Well, maybe it's just the first book. That would probably be a blessing. No, too many characters from later books in the series.
Alright, I've waited for so long (and after waiting more than a decade - on a CRAZY cliffhanger, mind you - between books 3 & 4)...I should at least give it a chance.
I went to see it.
I actually had tears in my eyes when I walked out about an hour in, which was about 50 minutes too late. It wasn't just that they tried to crush 8 books (about 1.3MM words - compare to LOTR at less than half a million!) into a barely-90-minute-movie. The plot was totally unrecognizable as were, for the most part, the characters.
It was just. so. bad. Now I literally can't watch McConaughey or Elba anymore, because it makes me so angry and sad.