Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?

[Patriots-Lifer]

It looks like this thread has been rigged.

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

It looks like this thread has been rigged.

Let's hope none of it spills over, that would be hard to clean up.

 

[HSanders]

Hope Derrick doesn't show up. he'll only add to the spill.

 

[imapig]

Hope Derrick doesn't show up. he'll only add to the spill.

Looks like I might need a hazmat team in my bedroom.

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

Looks like I might need a hazmat team in my bedroom.

You had a gusher?

 

[imapig]

You had a gusher?

Makes the Exxon Valdez disaster look like a small potatoes

 

[Muse]

 

[imapig]

Coffeegasm

 

[Muse]

 

[Undertaker #59*]

Well, I had to go check the title of this thread. It is suddenly the Dad Joke thread. I suppose though, that it has been a great Platform with plenty of puns in Reserves. A deep Reservoir of Dad jokes just based on this one topic. It has really been a Barrell of laughs.

 

[John Locke]

Makes the Exxon Valdez disaster look like a small potatoes

Well, that's what happens when you let too much baby batter build up bro.

Gotta excorcise those nano demons before being in the company of a woman.

Did Wookie teach you nothing?

Going out with a loaded gun, man.

That's how people get hurt.




View: https://youtu.be/9p3j294sqM8

 

[John Locke]

On the subject of junk.

"How the Hell did you get the beans above the franks?"




View: https://youtu.be/u5woPvYxWDM

 

[spacecrime]

hah! i thought you knew i wasn't refined.

It's all just a barrel of laughs

 

[imapig]

I think these puns are running out of gas

 

[Undertaker #59*]

I think these puns are running out of gas

It is just a lot of hot air.

 

[gomezcat]

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died.

All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.

The German shepherd says: "I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master."

"Good," says God. "Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?"

The Doberman answers: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."

Ah," said God. "You may sit to my left."

Then he looks at the cat and asks, "And what do you believe in?"

The cat answers: "I believe you're sitting in my seat".

 

[HSanders]

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died.

All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.

The German shepherd says: "I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master."

"Good," says God. "Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?"

The Doberman answers: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."

Ah," said God. "You may sit to my left."

Then he looks at the cat and asks, "And what do you believe in?"

The cat answers: "I believe you're sitting in my seat".

true story...

 

[gomezcat]

true story...

100%. Definitely my experience of cats!

 

[HSanders]

100%. Definitely my experience of cats!

it takes a special infusion of majesty to turn and flip one's paw off with disdain at the person who caters to your every whim...

 

[fulltilt]

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died.

All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.

The German shepherd says: "I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master."

"Good," says God. "Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?"

The Doberman answers: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."

Ah," said God. "You may sit to my left."

Then he looks at the cat and asks, "And what do you believe in?"

The cat answers: "I believe you're sitting in my seat".

And the furry little bastards believe this..