Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?

[TipRoast]

 

[aloyouis]

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.

 

[Hawg73]

 

[BostonTim]

Roald Amundsen, the great Norwegian explorer was actually Bi-Polar

 

[aloyouis]

 

[Hawg73]

SPOILER ALERT -- The following is a commercial that will be shown during the Super Bowl. If you prefer to be
surprised during that game then don't press play. Or even peek. I'll tab it down a bit, because I'm unfailingly
polite about shit like that.

Pretty damn funny bit, though.












View: https://youtu.be/yDo0wX1pK4c

 

[Hawg73]

 

[John Locke]

 

[LadyForBrady]

Did you know that the first French fry wasn't actually cooked in France. It was cooked in Greece.

 

[HSanders]

Did you know that the first French fry wasn't actually cooked in France. It was cooked in Greece.

oil's well that ends well...😁

 

[LadyForBrady]

oil's well that ends well...😁

Well played! Lol

 

[Muse]

 

[BostonTim]

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M? F? Tranny? What? A pineapple has the right to choose, no?

Cheers

 

[spacecrime]

M? F? Tranny? What? A pineapple has the right to choose, no?

Cheers

Tranny? Seriously?

 

[imapig]

Tranny? Seriously?

Hey 10 years ago it would be considered nutz, but today well we all know everything is considered normal.

 

[fulltilt]

oil's well that ends well...😁

 

[Hawg73]

oil's well that ends well...😁

It isn't really like you to be so crude.

 

[HSanders]

It isn't really like you to be so crude.

hah! i thought you knew i wasn't refined.

 

[aloyouis]

It isn't really like you to be so crude.

hah! i thought you knew i wasn't refined.

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

It isn't really like you to be so crude.

hah! i thought you knew i wasn't refined.

Ugh. How many more of these are in the pipeline?