Belichick has a black eye

[Undertaker #59*]

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Photo: Bill Belichick, with a swollen left eye, meets with reporters this morning. "I think I'll live," he says.

 

[TommyD420]

"I ran into a doorknob"

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

Holliday in Cambodia?

 

[Claremonster]

You should see the other guy.

 

[tehrick67]

He must have forgotten the 'safe' word

 

[yackittysacks]

He looks like hell.

 

[imapig]

He must have forgotten the 'safe' word

Nutkick


ROFL

 

[Claremonster]

He must have forgotten the 'safe' word

Well, to be fair, even BB has trouble remembering "Goal From Mark".

 

[Undertaker #59*]

His only comments according to the transcript:

Q: When the injury report comes out later today, will you put yourself on there by any chance? Read
BB: I don’t think we have to list the coaches on the injury report, but I’m sure if we’re required to do it we’ll do it.

Q: On a serious note, are you alright with your eye? Read
BB: I think I’ll live.

 

[mikiemo83]

Holliday in Cambodia?

He unleashed the puppies and took one to the eye.

 

[RodgerGoodell]

That'll teach him to mess with my rules again!

 

[SCC]

His only comments according to the transcript:

Q: When the injury report comes out later today, will you put yourself on there by any chance? Read
BB: I don’t think we have to list the coaches on the injury report, but I’m sure if we’re required to do it we’ll do it.

Q: On a serious note, are you alright with your eye? Read
BB: I think I’ll live.

As much as people thing BB is devoid of personality and charisma I do emjoy his dry understated humour. He should have been British

 

[Mazz22]

Slapped his forehead with his six SB rings on when the Minny kicker missed the chip shot.

 

[Claremonster]

Anyone seen Linda? Are those scratches?

 

[Undertaker #59*]

Maybe it was a freak bowling accident.

 

[Claremonster]

Maybe it was a freak bowling accident.

Tried to pick up a woman like a bowling ball, and got hit?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

As much as people thing BB is devoid of personality and charisma I do emjoy his dry understated humour. He should have been British

Why would you wish flammable teeth on anyone?

---------- Post added at 02:04 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:03 PM ----------

"Oh yeah! Oh yeah!"

"I'm on to your sister."

(WHACK!)

 

[Tchok13]

So this combined with the rumor of Chandler Jones suffering a cocaine overdose at Gronk's house and Gronk not being present today has me officially puckered.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

So this combined with the rumor of Chandler Jones suffering a cocaine overdose at Gronk's house and Gronk not being present today has me officially puckered.

Huh?

 

[bmooney54]

Huh?

He's just trying to give Harpoon a stroke.