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southcarolina

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Ive f*cked up big time now......


long story short.....i called in sick to work a few days ago unbeknownst to my wife and went to a strip club with a couple of friends....

my friends wife didnt know i was playing hooky and let it slip to my wife....


now she's pissed, cuz she hates strip clubs.....


people.....this might be my last post here ever...
 
I hope they served Chili at the club and made it worth your while.

Sorry to hear you're in trouble.
 
southcarolina said:
Ive f*cked up big time now......


long story short.....i called in sick to work a few days ago unbeknownst to my wife and went to a strip club with a couple of friends....

my friends wife didnt know i was playing hooky and let it slip to my wife....


now she's pissed, cuz she hates strip clubs.....


people.....this might be my last post here ever...
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You screwball! popcorn Explain to her that it wasn't premeditated, and that your friends convinced you to tag along with 'em. Admit you're wrong, apologize and beg for mercy, forgiveness and open up the checkbook!!!Al Davis

One more thing; I'd dance for you without hanging on a pole! :)
 
Why do people hate strip clubs? seriously, if you are just watching the girls there is nothing wrong with it......says a man.
 
southcarolina said:
Ive f*cked up big time now......


long story short.....i called in sick to work a few days ago unbeknownst to my wife and went to a strip club with a couple of friends....

my friends wife didnt know i was playing hooky and let it slip to my wife....


now she's pissed, cuz she hates strip clubs.....


people.....this might be my last post here ever...
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I forsee some expensive presents for your wife, or lots of groveling by you.

:shrug:
 
I feel your pain ...

Get ready for months of abuse, deprevation, and suffering. Then everything will all good. Ive given up on going to strip bars. Not worth it. I always got caught.
 
I think Chris Rock said it best on one of his stand up acts...She will forgive you, but never let you forget it ;)
 
SC, do what any real man would do


tell her to get over it, to get her sweet cheeks back into the kitchen and start cooking for her man like a woman should....this whole bra burning, woman lib sh!t is just about run it place in society, time for the subservient dames to know their role and accept it.


tell her it is a mans right to go to the girlie bar and see bewbies
 
mikiemo83 said:
SC, do what any real man would do


tell her to get over it, to get her sweet cheeks back into the kitchen and start cooking for her man like a woman should....this whole bra burning, woman lib sh!t is just about run it place in society, time for the subservient dames to know their role and accept it.


tell her it is a mans right to go to the girlie bar and see bewbies
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Damn right! Now what would you like for dinner, dear? Can I rub your feet? You just lay back and relax, I'll do everything around the house, work and take care of the kids. Then tonight I'll do that thing you love, don't worry about me and my needs, everything is all about you. You are the man.



If there was ever and April Fool's.....:Eason:
 
tommysgirl said:
Damn right! Now what would you like for dinner, dear? Can I rub your feet? You just lay back and relax, I'll do everything around the house, work and take care of the kids. Then tonight I'll do that thing you love, don't worry about me and my needs, everything is all about you. You are the man.
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good to see you are coming around honey [slaps Tommy's girls butt] now go pick me up some beer
 
I go with buddies occasionally and my wife knows their wives. They always say "Your not telling ( wife unit ) are you? And I say "Yes I am. But she won't say anything to yours. Thats your issue."

By telling my wife in advance and putting it on the table she knows I'm not hiding anything, which is where a lot of the female insecurity is with the whole issue. When you're busted trying to hide it, they immediately wonder what else you're trying to hide.

Even though she isn't a big fan of it, when I'm up front about possibly going ( which right away means I am going drool ) then she accepts it.

Might want to try this tact in the future, provided things work out. Good luck. I know some chicks get super-heated over this petty stuff. Big deal, they're naked! Not like their giving me some bone-action...
 
Dwight Schrute said:
I go with buddies occasionally and my wife knows their wives. They always say "Your not telling ( wife unit ) are you? And I say "Yes I am. But she won't say anything to yours. Thats your issue."

By telling my wife in advance and putting it on the table she knows I'm not hiding anything, which is where a lot of the female insecurity is with the whole issue. When you're busted trying to hide it, they immediately wonder what else you're trying to hide.

Even though she isn't a big fan of it, when I'm up front about possibly going ( which right away means I am going drool ) then she accepts it.

Might want to try this tact in the future, provided things work out. Good luck. I know some chicks get super-heated over this petty stuff. Big deal, they're naked! Not like their giving me some bone-action...
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I never understood why women get upset about it. I could care less. Hell, I've gone a few times. Don't see what the big deal is. I only have 1 rule, I don't put out fires someone else started, that's your problem to deal with.
 
mikiemo83 said:
SC, do what any real man would do


tell her to get over it, to get her sweet cheeks back into the kitchen and start cooking for her man like a woman should....this whole bra burning, woman lib sh!t is just about run it place in society, time for the subservient dames to know their role and accept it.


tell her it is a mans right to go to the girlie bar and see bewbies
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A woman bending over and opening the oven is always exciting to a man! Especially when I'm wearing my purple Jock strap under my dress! >)
 
southcarolina said:
Ive f*cked up big time now......


long story short.....i called in sick to work a few days ago unbeknownst to my wife and went to a strip club with a couple of friends....

my friends wife didnt know i was playing hooky and let it slip to my wife....


now she's pissed, cuz she hates strip clubs.....


people.....this might be my last post here ever...
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You are totally screwed and there is no way out. Just donate your casino cash to me right now and I'll see it get's distributed properly.
 
Dwight Schrute said:
I know some chicks get super-heated over this petty stuff. Big deal, they're naked! Not like their giving me some bone-action...
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Some women feel that you're going to these places because you're not getting turned on at home (by them!), and it makes them insecure & self-conscious.... hence the punishment.

Those types don't get that it's all just eye candy and nothing personal to them.

Hiding that you went makes it even worse.

Some don't permit it because it goes against some bit of Dogma or philisophical stance they have. (IE we're married now so you shouldn't even look at another woman in a sexualized way)

People are loopy.

But, if you're upfront about it and talk it over, you might be suprised.

Me, I'd be pissed that I wasn't invited, but YMMV.
 
southcarolina said:
Ive f*cked up big time now......


people.....this might be my last post here ever...
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I find humor goes a long way to sooth The Savage Wifely Beast when it rears it's ugly rear

encourage the Mrs. SC to join us here and we will set her straight -- no charge


oh and change your AV from that stupidassed one you have now


here ya go









;)
 
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