mikiemo83
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Can you picture the Febreeze commercial
lights low, pile of clothes on the floor, camera pans a moving sheet with feet sticking out each end
woman: "excuse me Dear, can I have a second, I had McDonald's today and feel like I may have Cheeseburger Ass"
Man: " I didn't want to kill the mood so I was just going to grin and bear it, thanks for realizing it"
Woman: " no sorry, I use this now"
woman sits up and flashes a big smile, pulls a hair out of here teeth and reaches a bottle of Febreeze off the night table, she proceeds to spray the crack of her ass
woman: 'How's that better?!?!"
man pulls his head out from the covers flashes a glazed donut grin and gives the thumbs up sign
man: "works for me, you smell like a bouquet of wild flowers"
camera cuts away as both go back under the sheet to continue
add slogan
for when you just need a quick fresh scent - Frebreeze helping people help people have great sex - coming soon watermelon scent
lights low, pile of clothes on the floor, camera pans a moving sheet with feet sticking out each end
woman: "excuse me Dear, can I have a second, I had McDonald's today and feel like I may have Cheeseburger Ass"
Man: " I didn't want to kill the mood so I was just going to grin and bear it, thanks for realizing it"
Woman: " no sorry, I use this now"
woman sits up and flashes a big smile, pulls a hair out of here teeth and reaches a bottle of Febreeze off the night table, she proceeds to spray the crack of her ass
woman: 'How's that better?!?!"
man pulls his head out from the covers flashes a glazed donut grin and gives the thumbs up sign
man: "works for me, you smell like a bouquet of wild flowers"
camera cuts away as both go back under the sheet to continue
add slogan
for when you just need a quick fresh scent - Frebreeze helping people help people have great sex - coming soon watermelon scent