How ugly are you?

[Costanza]

I still have the cut on my nose from the botched circumcision.

Bullshit.

We all know it was a Saigon whore.

 

[oldbagfan]

I can hardly wait for tomorrow cuz I get better looking every day!

wuv

 

[PumpDee]

If my dog looked like me, I'd shave it's a$$ and teach it to walk backwards. :spaghetti:

 

[Grumpy_Bottom]

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[babalu87]

The ugly tree.







You hit every branch on the way down.

Fell down Ugly Mountain and hit every low lying limb in Ugly Forest

 

[WisColtFan7]

I'm so ugly I could be a modern art masterpiece
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[tehrick67]

I'm so ugly I could be a modern art masterpiece
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Most quotable movie evah

 

[ParanoidPatriot]

When I was a young lad my mom told me not to worry because beauty was only skin deep. I tried to peel off my skin.

 

[Pyxis]

TBL said I was gorgeous.

 

[SkiptoMyLou]

I got the Pau Gasol beard going on right now.

 

[TheBostonJay]

I'm Pau Gasol ugly

Damn and I thought I was ugly.

 

[imapig]

Only half of me is ugly. My other half is train stopping butt ugly...
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[Grumpy_Bottom]

I'm pretty when you're drunk

 

[Sucka Micok]

I don't know look in my photo album

Yeah ditto for me. Am I ugly, or am I a metro pretty boy?:shrug:

 

[Sucka Micok]

Damn and I thought I was ugly.

Are you your avatar?

 

[Peachhead]

I fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. My parents had to tie a steak around my neck to get the dog to play with me. When I cross the street _cars_ look both ways.

 

[gomezcat]

I'm uglier than the Toxic Avenger on a very bad day.
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[Jaric]

I'm about 4-6 beers ugly.

 

[AllWorldTE]

Last time I stuck my head out the window, I was arrested for indecent exposure.

 

[okhrana]

I don't know, the person I am most often compared to is in my mind ugly, but he did historically get laid a lot, and was adored by the wife of the last tsar of russia. it's the eyes isn't it? Piercing, intense and just a little bit sinister.