Kraft's Playoff Slogans SUCK!

[Shmessy]

Look, I know he owns the team and it's his prerogative, and all, but really......

Last year he tried and failed miserably with the lame "Win One More" that he promulgated over and over and, most infamously, tried/failed on national TV to get the crowd to join(starts at 0:23):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ8mysUVHqA


....now THIS year's buzzkill slogan is "We Aren't Over the Hill Yet!!!"......oops, I'm sorry, the official version is "Not Done".


Really, can't ANYONE at One Patriot Place say no to the walking depressant owner who is constantly turning down the volume?????????

Screw "Not Done". Every commercial break in Gillette this Sunday afternoon, the jumbotron should REPEATEDLY blast THIS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlR3bAiQ7Cw

 

[bideau]

Feel free to offer suggestions.

:shrug:

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Might want to sub this work out...

 

[Shmessy]

Feel free to offer suggestions.

:shrug:

Did you not see the video at the end of my post?

 

[anderson]

"We pick six"

 

[Shmessy]

"We pick six"

Nice!

I'm sure we can come up with many better than the Red Seat/Endzone Caviar Party things Kraft is smooching.

"Not Done" is like Kraft pushing away the waiter for daring to think he is finished with his endive salad. Are we supposed to chant "Not Done" with raised pinkies?

 

[INPatFan]

One For The Pecker??

 

[Shmessy]

Or, something from Deion Sanders EPIC RANT last weekend (starting at 1:35):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlR3bAiQ7Cw

How about "We Ain't New Edition!!!"

or

"You Have No Answer!!!!!"

 

[TommyD420]

Did you not see the video at the end of my post?

I'm watching it, but I'm #NotDone yet.

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Or, something from Deion Sanders EPIC RANT last weekend (starting at 1:35):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlR3bAiQ7Cw

How about "We Ain't New Edition!!!"

or

"You Have No Answer!!!!!"

I laughed for a good 5 minutes at "They ain't New Edition".

 

[Major A$$hole*]

#oncemorewithfeeling

 

[oldbagfan]

Did you not see the video at the end of my post?

It was almost painful. Looks like Brady is getting ready to rupture himself.

 

[Shmessy]

It was almost painful. Looks like Brady is getting ready to rupture himself.

No worries, Yoko made him immune to that.

 

[bideau]

Did you not see the video at the end of my post?

Sorry, I didn't realize that was an actual suggestion.

popcorn

 

[subroc]

Seekin' a sixth.

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

One For The Pecker??

 

[chevss454]

I've heard "Blitz for six" a lot this year.

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

I've heard "Blitz for six" a lot this year.

When do the Pats ever blitz though?...

 

[spacecrime]

Sorry, I didn't realize that was an actual suggestion.

popcorn

No worries. I thought it was another example of lame, also.

There's gotta be something better out there. Somewhere???

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When do the Pats ever blitz though?...

Still better than an entire stadium chanting, "Bend-Don't-Break! Bend-Don't-Break!"

 

[TipRoast]

Puttin' on the six.

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[Hawg73]

I have a cousin who is a good buddy of Bob Kraft, so I told him my idea before the season started and asked him to pass it along.

We now have a handful of rings and we could just start on the other hand, but I thought that cock rings might be a good alternative and would make for an interesting ring ceremony at Kraft's house should we be lucky enough and good enough to win two more games, not that I'm looking past Jacksonville.

My suggested slogan was "The drive for Six --- five for our fingers and one for our dicks".

I haven't heard back from him yet for some reason.