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3 Point Stan said:
Came home last night and as I pulled into the driveway, noticed 2 of the stones to the retaining wall out front were very much out of place. Upon inspection, it's because some asshole HIT MY WALL WITH AN AUTOMOBILE. No real damage to the stones and it's a pretty easy repair. Nevertheless, one I shouldn't have to do. F***in' assholes.

Also, been noticing mysterious little tears in the grill cover lately. Not overly concerned as the grill cover is about 5 years old - and about 3.5 years older than my current grill. About time for a new one anyway. I was thinking it might be a raccoon scrounging for leftover bits after smelling the food. Yesterday I look out and see a squirrel on top of the grill nibbling on the cover. This morning I look out on the deck and notice something strange. The grill cover is split and draped down the sides of the grill. Picture a dude getting his shirt ripped at the collar in a bar fight. That's what my grill cover looked like. My wife IM's me a little will ago - she's in amazement. The squirrels aren't looking for food, they're ripping the cover apart and taking pieces of it up the tree to make their nest.... FML

I. Need. A. Gun.
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I have a pellet gun for these occasions but that sucks I'm gonna check my grill cover when I get home
 
Texts From Last Night (613): Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
 
3 Point Stan said:
Texts From Last Night (613): Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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It's because you have Adam Sandler on a loop and she was having a hard time getting into it.
 
BaCsonkaDonk said:
I'm a heterosexual male, but I'm obsessed with the new Lady Gaga song. I can't stop listening to it.
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have you ever been not even halfway thru cutting a nicely made thick chock full of leftover Thanksgiving turkey/cheese/assorted other ingredients-laden sammich goodness having a tough time w/ that special German-made sharp single-edged kitchen knife you purchased withdrawing the blade before you have made your way to creating those 2 delectable halves you just can't wait to dig into only to find out that you were using the wrong side of the blade? :blink:
 
Oh man I dont know what to do, so Ill just post this here, you guys always seems to have a solution to every problem

So I was talking to my girlfriend last night and she wants me to buy her a car and other expensive things just because Im her boyfriend. Now we only been dating two months and Im beginning to see that she could be very well expensive. This scares the shit outta me cause I do like her and the sex, but she will drain me of every penny I got. Im a full time student FFS!! What does she expect?

I think other guys left her when they realized how much she expects to be pampered, is there a way I can get her to think differenty?
 
Just tell her you're not her daddy... unless she calls you that. If she does, you're screwed.

How old is she?
 
If a girl asks for a car after two months and is serious about it, you tell her kindly to f*ck off and you find someone else.

You can get awesome sex from prostitutes for much less unless she's asking for a 92 corolla.
 
anderson said:
If a girl asks for a car after two months and is serious about her, you tell her kindly to f*ck off and you find someone else.

You can get awesome sex from prostitutes for much less unless she's asking for a 92 corolla.
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This.
 
Schnouzer said:
Oh man I dont know what to do, so Ill just post this here, you guys always seems to have a solution to every problem

So I was talking to my girlfriend last night and she wants me to buy her a car and other expensive things just because Im her boyfriend. Now we only been dating two months and Im beginning to see that she could be very well expensive. This scares the shit outta me cause I do like her and the sex, but she will drain me of every penny I got. Im a full time student FFS!! What does she expect?

I think other guys left her when they realized how much she expects to be pampered, is there a way I can get her to think differenty?
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Is she really hawt?

In all seriousness, dump her quickly.
 
Schnouzer said:
Oh man I dont know what to do, so Ill just post this here, you guys always seems to have a solution to every problem

So I was talking to my girlfriend last night and she wants me to buy her a car and other expensive things just because Im her boyfriend. Now we only been dating two months and Im beginning to see that she could be very well expensive. This scares the shit outta me cause I do like her and the sex, but she will drain me of every penny I got. Im a full time student FFS!! What does she expect?

I think other guys left her when they realized how much she expects to be pampered, is there a way I can get her to think differenty?
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IS SHE A STREET WORKER?

anderson said:
If a girl asks for a car after two months and is serious about it, you tell her kindly to f*ck off and you find someone else.

You can get awesome sex from prostitutes for much less unless she's asking for a 92 corolla.
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if not then hire one....they are cheaper than this chick...watch out...two months and asking for gifts!!! you better double wrap that thing and prayer she ain't sampling the deposits into herself hoping to make something grow



run forest run....wish you had wings so you could fly far, far away........dump her before you get saddled by her
 
Schnouzer said:
Oh man I dont know what to do, so Ill just post this here, you guys always seems to have a solution to every problem

So I was talking to my girlfriend last night and she wants me to buy her a car and other expensive things just because Im her boyfriend. Now we only been dating two months and Im beginning to see that she could be very well expensive. This scares the shit outta me cause I do like her and the sex, but she will drain me

I think other guys left her when they realized how much she expects to be pampered, is there a way I can get her to think differenty ?
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pics of t*ts or GTFO


ROFL
 
Haha, It seems like everyone would gtfo quickly it makes sense....The way she wants me to spend on her would put me in debt for the rest of my life....its not worth it and i dont want a girl that is this expensive.

I dont understand where she gets this attitude from?? whatever
 
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