File this under the "When keeping it real goes horribly wrong"department.
Anyone who has Twitter, they are always sending you suggestions for similar accounts to follow when you follow an account. So I get this in my email today.
:facepalm:
ROFL
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CKL,
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Boston Police Dept. @Boston_Police </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="ecxperson-info" style="font-size:14px;font-family:Georgia, "Times New Roman", Times, serif;color:#777777;font-style:italic;line-height:18px;padding-top:2px;"> Tweeting BPD News and real time emergency notifications. </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="ecxfollowed-by" style="font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;padding-top:4px;"> Followed by
the maniac and
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