ParanoidPatriot
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I have been known for losing my shit on the course. I have thrown clubs, which is considered bad form, but I have never thrown a club in the water.Crazy shit does happen on golf courses...
20+ years ago in Myrtle Beach for a guys golf week a buddy of mine from Lexington Kentucky was having a particularly bad day. Somewhere along the back nine after a topped tee shot bounded into the small lake in front of the tea he threw his driver into the water. I guess that's not all that unusual but what he did after the round was. Noticing a company was on premises diving for golf balls he paid the diver $50 to go into the pond and retrieve his driver. He found it. I have video tape of it. We were crying.
I have encountered animals on the course including many deer, snakes,fox, a bear. Last year what I thought was a stray dog ran out on the fairway just in back of me. It didn't look very healthy and when it stopped to look me over I knew it was a coyote.
I had a 7 iron in my hand to defend myself if it turned on me, thinking it might be rabid. I swear to God, my next thought was if I had enough club in my hand.
Anyway, it turned and ran over to the pond, had a drink, and ran back in the woods.