WARNING!!! Moose on the loose in Canada

[Jaric]

CANADA: MOOSE ESCAPES FROM ZOO AND GOES ON COW-RAPING RAMPAGE

A moose that has escaped from the Calgary Zoo is wreaking havoc on local farms in the area as the 2,000-pound beast has allegedly been sexually assaulting a large number of cows since its escape two nights ago.

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[NSPatsFan]

Jesus Jaric, what bullshit are you messaging me about now I just AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE! *hides under desk*

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

Well, that explains his absence from here...

 

[O_P_T]

Is the moose's name Weinstein?

 

[NSPatsFan]

Hey, moose attacks are serious business here in Canada. Every year we lose over 4,000 people to those furry beasts. Moose are the second deadliest creature here just behind Polar Bears. Which reminds me, shit, I have to go out and get some polar bear chow later.

On a serious note what happened to ChiefsGal and Michigan Dave? I don't miss MD because he was a c**t but just curious what happened to him.

 

[Jaric]

This might be controversial, but the cow looks in to it.

 

[motherlode]

This might be controversial, but the cow looks in to it.

Seriously. Skin tight leather, udders hanging all out for the world to see. Typical Canadian cud dumpster.

 

[Baron Samedi]

Wow.

I know mooseontheloose, mooseontheloose is a friend of mine, and I think it's all a setup.

Besides....he wouldn't be assaulting cows. I'm pretty sure he's ghey.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Moose is all smirky.

Cow is like “you said just the tip!”

 

[PumpDee]

Moose Gone Wild.

 

[BostonTim]

CANADA: MOOSE ESCAPES FROM ZOO AND GOES ON COW-RAPING RAMPAGE


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Do, or do not. There is no try. And do not try this at home, especially.


Cheers

 

[Undertaker #59*]

Why is there a moose in a Zoo in Canada??? Can't you just like open your back door and see them?

 

[PumpDee]

Why is there a moose in a Zoo in Canada??? Can't you just like open your back door and see them?

They were using it as an animal-jail for this rapist.

 

[Baron Samedi]

Why is there a moose in a Zoo in Canada??? Can't you just like open your back door and see them?

That's a damn good question.

That's like putting squirrels in the zoo.

 

[patswin]

Some of the other headlines on that site defy description


It's like the Onion on steroids.

 

[AkPatsFan]

No way that moose (3 years old) weighs 2k lbs, I've seen more than my fair share of big bull moose and the biggest would have topped out at about 1500 lbs.

Some of the comments are rather hilarious though, like this one by the farmer that owned the cows " I heard my cows mooing in distress, I thought there was a coyote or a wolf, but instead I saw this huge moose shagging one of my cows doggy-style,” he told reporters."

How else would they mate? lol

 

[PumpDee]

No way that moose (3 years old) weighs 2k lbs, I've seen more than my fair share of big bull moose and the biggest would have topped out at about 1500 lbs.



How else would they mate? lol

Cow girl???? :shrug_n:

 

[oldbagfan]

This might be controversial, but the cow looks in to it.

That's funny. I was thinking just the opposite. Diff bn men and women?

:shrug_n:

 

[AkPatsFan]

Cow girl???? :shrug_n:

I was referencing the "doggy style" comment, how else would he be able to mate with a cow? lol

 

[AkPatsFan]

Some of the other headlines on that site defy description


It's like the Onion on steroids.

Yeah, there's some pretty nutty stories on that site. Here's a few. lol


http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/loc...-claims-she-was-sexually-assaulted-by-nessie/

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-man-drops-down-pants-and-sodomizes-pink-flamingo-to-death/

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/