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Apparently, a famous person was at the game yesterday. I asked my cat if she knew of any other famous people who had ever attended an NFL game. Answer there was none. Given this bombshell answer, which person would you like to be the second ever famous person to go to an NFL game? How about...

This is definitely NOT an attempt to trick the Karma Gods into smiting us with a loss. The 2-8 Patriots start the Mother of all Comebacks against Danny De Vito and the Smurfs. Mac Jones starts in a combo with Malik Cunningham, Bailey Zappe and Drake Maye. Oh bollocks, don't mention Drake...

Resident stupid person Gomezcat hasn't given his full attention to the various, entirely serious, "we're doomed" threads. We're 1-3. Are the two things connected?

As my comments will be as accurate as 99.99999999% of people who grade the draft before the picks have played an NFL down, here goes. Pick 1: Yet a-bloody gain they ignore (insert name of any number of future Pro Bowl WRs) to take an injury prone smurf at Corner, because he shows "good...

I think it's time to offer some help to our OCs. Here are mine: 1) On third and long, line up in Empty and substitute the O linemen with the smallest players on the team. If the other team (inexplicably) goes into Goal Line D, try a Mac Jones run up the middle. 2) If the other team is lined...

The Bucs have a magnificent O Line, a great running game, WRs and Defence. Yep, that's it. The Pats, on the other hand, have a complete numpty at Quarterback, an O Line that couldn't block a Marshmallow, two Tight Ends who have lost their mojo and.. let's not talk about the Defence. The Bucs...

I know some of you probably think that last week's Pats game was a close thing and we could have won. Frankly, that's utter bollocks, and this week's utter annihilation by the Jets will prove this. FACT. For those of you who don't know, writing FACT in capital letters on the Internet makes...

It occurs to me that the NFL is missing a trick and could learn lessons from other North American sports. These lessons would increase profits further. Sorry, I mean enhance the greatness of the NFL. 1) More games. 17 is a massive waste of empty stadia. Let's go with what baseball does and...

Well, it's now 2021 in the UK and Ireland. Happy New Year to all. At least it can't suck as big donkey balls as last year. I'm drinking Taylor's port...

Apologies for the lack of a poll. I also won't be calling for my own banning this time. I listen to Bill Polian's Inside Football podcast and I love it. He's really analytical and goes into some detail about scouting, building a team and so on. He's also really good at myth busting and talks...

The Internet, which is always true, claims he is overrated. Who am I to disagree? Poll to follow. For the avoidance of doubt, I think that both Belichick and Brady are GOATs. Neither would have been so successful without the other.

Have a good one and enjoy your turkey. Hopefully the Football will be reasonably good as well. God Save The Queen.

This is Pooki, who has lived with us for four years. She is a rescue and the vets think she's about seven. She lived with a cat hoarder (we were told with 50 other cats) before being removed. She had a really bad flea allergy and was so stressed that she actually fainted on going to the vets at...

God Save the Queen.

Poll to follow.

I've just finished watching this game on-demand, having slept last night. I just want to admit that I didn't expect the Pats to win the SB at many points in the regular season, and going into the playoffs. I thought the Rams' D would cause more problems for Brady, but the gameplan of wearing...

Ladies and Gentlemen. Stop me if you've heard this before. Young QB in his first Superbowl, up and coming Head Coach, underdog favoured to lose so heavily that turning up is an exercise in futility. Yes, this beatdown by the Los Angeles Rams will be more than revenge for Superbowl 36...

Back in the autumn of 1986, I got into Football. It was on the (then innovative) Channel 4 at a time when there were only four channels, Commodore 64s and Spectrums were the height of IT (56k RAM) and there was no interwebz. I missed Superbowl XX, thankfully. Thanks to my best friend, I became...

People say that Belichick is a defensive genius, but let's look at the EVIDENCE, shall we? - Genius for the Giants. No. Lucky to have Bill Parcells as a HC, who drafted that awesome Linebacker corps. - HOF coaching plan. Yeah, whatevs. Lucky that Scott Norwood decided to shit the bed. -...

Ugh. We are so screwed. The extremely hot Miami Dolphins will widen the gap at the summit of the AFC, in a story that will be depressingly familiar to non-bandwagon fans who remember the '80s. If you're a bandwagon fan "of a certain age", you might want to dig out your Bears, 49ers and Giants...