RoadGrader said:
O, GridIron Goddess......
thou doth makest too muchest with the modesty.....
let us peasants of the fields be the judges of thy countenance....
we'll but glance quickly and avert our eyes, respectfully drool

But, where will your hands be? :rolleyes:
 
bideau said:
But, where will your hands be? :rolleyes:

holding the palm leaves, waving them back and forth to create a comfortable breeze for the Goddess of GridIron so she can share her vast knowledge with us common people.

where alse would they be?
 
mikiemo83 said:
holding the palm leaves, waving them back and forth to create a comfortable breeze for the Goddess of GridIron so she can share her vast knowledge with us common people.

where alse would they be?

Now that I could go for. :cool:
 
mikiemo83 said:
holding the palm leaves, waving them back and forth to create a comfortable breeze for the Goddess of GridIron so she can share her vast knowledge with us common people.

but should the palm fronds stirreth too cooleth a breeze, the bodice of the Goddess may distend and create a needeth in the peasantry for a polling to occur.
 
Off subject but I wanna be the last one to post in this thread!:p

I went to see Bryan Adams and Def Leppard last night and they were awesome! They ALL look great too! Now there are some older men I wouldn't mind having in my bedroom!

Awesome show! But very wet! I was soaked but it didn't matter!
 
Oh, if it was only that easy to win. ;)


Good to hear the show was good. I'm going to see that show July 30. :thumb:

Wanted to see Adams back in like 92 but the ex wouldn't take me. But I did see Def Leppard back in 93 and that was a good show.
 
ZZ Top
Tom Ridge Pavilion At Mountain Laurel Center, Bushkill, PA
Wed, Aug 31, 2005 08:00 PM

GFD workers Comp dicking me around ..... going to court to get them to approve my fukkin surgery when 3 different specialists said A knee replacement or Osteotomy(surgery cutting a wedge of bone out of one side of your femur and inserting it into the other side of the same femur to take the weight off the bad area of the knee) .....and no chance it will be done in time for me to go to the damn concert. [/rant}
 
Now, I got nuthin' against Nekkid bike riders month.

But there ain't but a man's hiney in dis pic. Why not call it what it is? "Nekkid men's bike ride against aggresive drivers.
 
Why the f*@k did I stay out so late last night. :banghead:

Drag my ass out of bed after 3 hours of sleep, get to work and find out I have a long meeting that was scheduled after I left work yesterday. And forget about sleep tonight since I have to pick up my wife at Logan at midnight.

I better stay married since I would never survive long term as a bachelor.

Now, excuse me while I nap at my desk before the meeting :zzz:
 
Supkem said:
Now, I got nuthin' against Nekkid bike riders month.

But there ain't but a man's hiney in dis pic. Why not call it what it is? "Nekkid men's bike ride against aggresive drivers.

FLASH - The Japanese medical community had come out against Nikkosan's latest bicycle seat. The "Fityouass 2000", a quick seller when it first came out, has been determined to induce long term physical defects in those that use the seat.

Spoke-person for Nikkosan, Hirohito Masturbatakawa denies any wrong doing on the manufacturer's part and reprimanded the medical community for mass hysteria.

"They all deserve a big Kancho", Masturbatakawa said ending his press conference.

Ginza News has obtained a classified photo from the offices of Nikkosan that implicates the firm in trying to cover-up this story. Here is the photo.....
 
Ras-Al-Ghul said:
FLASH - The Japanese medical community had come out against Nikkosan's latest bicycle seat. The "Fityouass 2000", a quick seller when it first came out, has been determines to induce long term physical defects in those that use the seat.

Spoke-person for Nikkosan, Hirohito Masturbatakawa denies any wrong doing on the manufacturer's part and reprimanded the medical community for mass hysteria.

"They all deserve a big Kancho", Masturbatakawa said ending his press conference.

Ginza News has obtained a classified photo from the offices of Nikkosan that implicates the firm in trying to cover-up this story. Here is the photo.....
:blink:
 
That two turd cutter looks like Tonya Harding after someone skated across her azz!

I bet she can fill a toilet really fast!
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girlie pic thread should be stickied to the top!

To save us time when we can just stop by for a couple of minutes....
 
fusion99 said:
Sorry guys, but I win. Mods, feel free to lock this thread right now :D


Maybe if you take them to dinner at Red Lobster that would get them to lock it for ya. ;)



And no.... That joke is NEVER going to get old. :LOL:
 
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