A wife is having an affair and unknown to her, her son is in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly and she hurriedly sticks her lover into the closet with her son and rushes out to meet her husband naked. The lover is sitting in the dark when he suddenly hears the boy say, "dark in here". Lover: It sure is. Son: I have a baseball, wanna buy it? Lover: How much? Son:$400 Lover: No. Son: My dad is right outside. Realizing his situation the lover agrees. The next day the husband comes home early while his wife is with her lover and again the lover is in the closet with her son. Son: Dark in here Remembering yesterday the lover asks what does he want. Son: I have a baseball glove for sale. Lover: How much? Son:$600 Lover: Done The following day the husband is home and goes up to his son's room, he tells him to grab his baseball and glove to play catch. Son: I can't, I sold them. Husband: For how much? Son: $1,000. Husband: WHAT?! That's terrible to extort your friends like that! Come, we're going to church so you can confess. So they drive to the church and the boy goes into the confessional, he looks around. Son: Dark in here. Priest: Don't you start that shit again!