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That's a real fuckin' joke right thereJoe Lyin" Biden!
That's a real fuckin' joke right thereJoe Lyin" Biden!
Historical fiction book recommendation - The Last Days of Night by Graham MooreIf you own a Tesla, and it gets stolen, is it now an Edison?
Why would you steal a Tesla unless you already own a generator?If you own a Tesla, and it gets stolen, is it now an Edison?
He came down stairs. She was just putting in the eggs for their regular soft boiled eggs and toast breakfast. She was wearing absolutely nothing but one of his white button-down oxfords that she loved to sleep in. She turned from the stove, approached him aggressively, pushed him onto the kitchen table and made mad passionate love to him. Wow, he said, what was that all about? Oh, she said, the egg-timers broken.
They're all stolen.Perfect. Stealing.
You don't want to spoil them.He came down stairs. She was just putting in the eggs for their regular soft boiled eggs and toast breakfast. She was wearing absolutely nothing but one of his white button-down oxfords that she loved to sleep in. She turned from the stove, approached him aggressively, pushed him onto the kitchen table and made mad passionate love to him. Wow, he said, what was that all about? Oh, she said, the egg-timers broken.
I told this one to my wife but changed it to two-minute egg timers. She laughd a little louder than I was comfortable with.He came down stairs. She was just putting in the eggs for their regular soft boiled eggs and toast breakfast. She was wearing absolutely nothing but one of his white button-down oxfords that she loved to sleep in. She turned from the stove, approached him aggressively, pushed him onto the kitchen table and made mad passionate love to him. Wow, he said, what was that all about? Oh, she said, the egg-timers broken.
Yeah, remember last year when he said COVID wouldn't be a problem would go away magically all by itself and then later admitted he know it would. Freaking liar. Jokes on him, though.Joe Lyin" Biden!
I love this kind of joke.
I love this kind of joke.
I thought spoonerism was what a couple passes off as sex after their 30th wedding anniversary??"A Spoonerism is just another kind of pad bun." said Tom, as he mounted his well-boiled icicle and wode array.
Damn. Joke thread. And Tom's here too."A Spoonerism is just another kind of pad bun." said Tom, as he mounted his well-boiled icicle and wode array.