TipRoast
The years teach much which the days never know.
Q: What's the difference between the ignorant and the irreverent?
A: Damned if I know.
A: Damned if I know.
So there isn't any!Q: What's the difference between the ignorant and the irreverent?
A: Damned if I know.
Someone said i was apathetic and I told him, "So what, who cares?"Q: What's the difference between the ignorant and the irreverent?
A: Damned if I know.
Actually, there are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, those who don't and those who were expecting a base 3 joke.Just 10 kinds of people in the world, them who speak binary and them that don't.
Will cicadas do?Blizzard,, eclipse, earthquakes, what's next, a plague of Locusts???
I actually know that cicadas aren't locusts, but I'm aiming for biblical.Will cicadas do?
You’ll love the taste of them…Will cicadas do?
And when eat you them they finally shut tf up.You’ll love the taste of them…
$2 MY ASS!! More like $8, Bitch shove that shit up thereA man asked his girlfriend to smuggle some coke onto a flight from Miami to Boston in her privates. She agreed but got very upset when they arrived at their cruising altitude. After the flight attendant got done pushing the cart by them, he leaned over to her and said, "Honey, I had no idea I could buy a can for $2.00."
Why did she get very upset?A man asked his girlfriend to smuggle some coke onto a flight from Miami to Boston in her privates. She agreed but got very upset when they arrived at their cruising altitude. After the flight attendant got done pushing the cart by them, he leaned over to her and said, "Honey, I had no idea I could buy a can for $2.00."