The Official Unsanctimonious Tebow Girl Thread

[Spinal Tap]

One of my patients yesterday was uncircumcised. A 72 year old Portuguese man. I had to roll it back, Walmart-style.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

I'm dying here!

 

[RoadGrader]

One of my patients yesterday was uncircumcised. A 72 year old Portuguese man. I had to roll it back, Walmart-style.

Before

After

 

[Dwight Schrute]

One of my patients yesterday was uncircumcised. A 72 year old Portuguese man. I had to roll it back, Walmart-style.

Why you playing with his junk when he came in with foot pain?

 

[Jaric]

Why you playing with his junk when he came in with foot pain?

He's not thinking about his foot pain anymore I assure you...

 

[RoadGrader]

Why you playing with his junk when he came in with foot pain?

maybe he rolled an ankle stepping onnit when he got out of the shower? :shrug:

at least thats what he prolly told her & I bet she had them drawers off in two shakes of a lambs tail

 

[3 Point Stan]

How old is RG again?

 

[CleatMarks]

I heard he came in for a flu shot

 

[Brady's Bunch]

one of my patients yesterday was uncircumcised. A 72 year old portuguese man. I had to roll it back, walmart-style.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Costanza]

Why you playing with his junk when he came in with foot pain?

He had an altered level of consciousness and he was dizzy, with complaints of weakness.

He actually did have foot pain because of diabetes. Had part of it amputated already.

He had an infection on his peen so I had to rub an antibiotic on it. The skin had to be retracted.

So there.

He did say I was one of the best nurses he's ever had ROFL

My other patient, an 80 year old man, grabbed my tit. I think it was an accident, though.

Ah well, dude needed some action anyway. Dying of some horrible shit.

 

[RoadGrader]

He had an altered level of consciousness and he was dizzy, with complaints of weakness.

He actually did have foot pain because of diabetes. Had part of it amputated already.

He had an infection on his peen so I had to rub an antibiotic on it. The skin had to be retracted.

So there.

He did say I was one of the best nurses he's ever had ROFL

My other patient, an 80 year old man grabbed my tit. I think it was an accident, though.

Ah well, dude needed some action anyway. Dying of some horrible shit.

^^This

I can do on command......... anytime, anyplace if it will get me some action

 

[Costanza]

^^This

I can do on command......... anytime, anyplace if it will get me some action

But you totally failed and did not grab a handful of TG tit.

You have to step your game up, man.

 

[Darth Despot]

This thread is the devil

 

[GreviousAngel]

Oh God
Praise Allah
Dear Adonai
Mother of Shangdi
Oh sweet Shen

Those are some sweet bewbies
Are they real?

Dare REAL big!

 

[GreviousAngel]

Can I objectify her now and use my body like a toy?

just wash your hands when you're done.

 

[RoadGrader]

But you totally failed and did not grab a handful of TG tit.

You have to step your game up, man.

it was hard to focus when I got TG in one ear yelling at me to "stay down...don't get up"

and I got the Mrs.RG in the other yelling "did you remember to pay this months Life Insurance premium?.....moron"

 

[Costanza]

it was hard to focus when I got TG in one ear yelling at me to "stay down...don't get up"

and I got the Mrs.RG in the other yelling "did you remember to pay this months Life Insurance premium?.....moron"

:choices:

ROFL

 

[anderson]

Tgilf?

 

[tommysgirl]

it was hard to focus when I got TG in one ear yelling at me to "stay down...don't get up"

and I got the Mrs.RG in the other yelling "did you remember to pay this months Life Insurance premium?.....moron"

Hey, enjoy it. Soon Mrs RG will be yelling just the opposite for the rest of your life.

Tgilf?

Yes.

 

[Darth Despot]

it was hard to focus when I got TG in one ear yelling at me to "stay down...don't get up"

and I got the Mrs.RG in the other yelling "did you remember to pay this months Life Insurance premium?.....moron"

Dude, when the wife is all over you about the life insureance premium, well.....

Just watch your back buddy, watch your back.