Who else hates clickbait and vaguebooking?

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bmooney54 said:
You, and some of the others here, are "sports vaguebookers." If I see a FB comment that says, "Yes!" or "Oh shit!" I'm left to wonder, "What happened? What game is she watching? Then I have to cross-reference said post to the usual suspects to figure it out." :zzwhip:


wuv you, though.
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:bow: You're pretty awesome your own self.

bideau said:
Game days are bad.

"Touchdown Gronk!!"

No shit Dick Tracy, we're watching the game.
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I'm only partially guilty of this. I'll do the occasional "JOJOOOOOOO", but only when I get really excited.
 
I need some clarification on this one.

"Like within 1 minute to receive good luck."

When does the clock start, when it is posted, or when you read it?
 
The spam copy and paste messages are fail too.

The number of my FB friends that shared the Zuckerberg money giveaway message = depressing...
 
mooseontheloose said:
The spam copy and paste messages are fail too.

The number of my FB friends that shared the Zuckerberg money giveaway message = depressing...
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That was but this was real

"THANK YOU, George Lucas, for your forward-thinking generosity! And congrats your new movie!
George Lucas has announced that he is giving away millions of his Star Wars money. What you may not have heard is that he plans to give 10% of it away to people like YOU and ME! All you have to do is copy and paste this message into a post IMMEDIATELY. At midnight PST, Lucas will have Facebook search through the day's posts and award 1000 people with millions EACH as a way of saying thank you for making Starwars such a powerful Movie Series"
 
mooseontheloose said:
5. Sharing 'inspirational quotes' that almost always have a passive aggressive agenda OR are clearly attempts to get attention for the person sharing it
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OMG I forgot about that one...
Picture of a peaceful forest in the background, preferably with some sort of peaceful happy woodland creatures abounding

message: Sometimes, it's better to let go instead of letting people take advantage of your generosity. You keep trusting and trusting only to get hurt over and over. Don't waste time with people who drag you down to their level, just cut them out of your life.

Real meaning: to my FVCKWIT sister, if you borrow my car again without asking, I will strangle you with the Hermes scarf Mom gave you last Christmas because you know, it's perfectly ok for me to do everything for her including literally washing her ass because she is too vain to admit she needs Depends, while while you whore around with various rock bands and steal her money and for that you get said scarf from her while I get...a book on how to get and keep a man. But I'm not bitter!!!1!1!!!1!


Also D2Maine, a lot of teenagers hate FB now, because their parents are on it, They like snapchat, etc.
 
mooseontheloose said:
1. Sharing a meme or informational graphic that deals with a controversial topic but includes no original thought or comment from the person sharing it

2. Not fact checking ANYTHING before sharing (often combined with the above)

3. Requests to like and share. "Let's see how many people care about starving children. Like this photo if ...."

4. Personal rants that are entirely too personal to be thrown onto a public space. How do you even respond to it?

5. Sharing 'inspirational quotes' that almost always have a passive aggressive agenda OR are clearly attempts to get attention for the person sharing it

6. Anything related to God and/or God Facebook pages

7. Sharing posts that are CLEARLY CLEARLY CLEEEAAARRLLLYY clickbait, yet the person sharing takes it seriously

**** all that ^
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Add

If you don't share this you

"Hate Jesus"
"Have no heart"
"Are Un-'merican"
"suck"

I don't share shit, so I must be a total douche

but I suppose most of you already knew that.
 
Darth Despot said:
Someone with more skills than I needs to create a meme with "Share if you ever used this" and have the pic flip after 30 seconds or so to a bong or a vibrator or something.
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lol a gigantic 12 inch rubber dildo would be epic.
 
Quote this post if you agree Facebook is the work of the Debbil!

(and give your reps to the poster)
 
HSanders said:
OMG I forgot about that one...
Picture of a peaceful forest in the background, preferably with some sort of peaceful happy woodland creatures abounding

message: Sometimes, it's better to let go instead of letting people take advantage of your generosity. You keep trusting and trusting only to get hurt over and over. Don't waste time with people who drag you down to their level, just cut them out of your life.

Real meaning: to my FVCKWIT sister, if you borrow my car again without asking, I will strangle you with the Hermes scarf Mom gave you last Christmas because you know, it's perfectly ok for me to do everything for her including literally washing her ass because she is too vain to admit she needs Depends, while while you whore around with various rock bands and steal her money and for that you get said scarf from her while I get...a book on how to get and keep a man. But I'm not bitter!!!1!1!!!1!


Also D2Maine, a lot of teenagers hate FB now, because their parents are on it, They like snapchat, etc.
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I read an article recently about an organization that created a random inspirational quote generator. It puts together a series of words and comes up with some gibberish. The organization posted them on FB and watched as they got shared across the interweb. Wish I could find it because it was ROFL.

The other great thing is mis-attributed quotes, or completely false quotes, built into memes.
 
bideau said:
I read an article recently about an organization that created a random inspirational quote generator. It puts together a series of words and comes up with some gibberish. The organization posted them on FB and watched as they got shared across the interweb. Wish I could find it because it was ROFL.

The other great thing is mis-attributed quotes, or completely false quotes, built into memes.
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Let's not forget the memes with spelling and grammar errors.
 
bideau said:
I read an article recently about an organization that created a random inspirational quote generator. It puts together a series of words and comes up with some gibberish. The organization posted them on FB and watched as they got shared across the interweb. Wish I could find it because it was ROFL.
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In looking for that, I found this tangent which is interesting.



http://www.sciencealert.com/scienti...telligence-and-believing-philosophical-quotes


http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/...s-on-facebook-well-you-are-dumb/1/539395.html
 
That would definitely be boss.
If someone sends me a story with no link, I usually google something in the article so I can find the link, and check into it. With the ones I check, almost all of them have something incorrect about them. The latest one was a story a reporter for a large Colorado paper supposedly wrote that was anti immigration. It sounded suspicious and a quick googling pulled up a rebuttal from said reporter that she never wrote the thing at all.
 
"I'm trying to teach my students about internet safety. Let's see if this can reach all 50 states the end of recess." Stop wasting taxpayer dollars.

[cardboard sign on some old lady's lap] "I just turned 100! How many likes can I get?" None. Fvck off.

"Let's keep this prayer chain going!" Pray in one hand and piss in the other. Let me know which one fills up first.
 
bmooney54 said:
"I'm trying to teach my students about internet safety. Let's see if this can reach all 50 states the end of recess." Stop wasting taxpayer dollars.

[cardboard sign on some old lady's lap] "I just turned 100! How many likes can I get?" None. Fvck off.

"Let's keep this prayer chain going!" Pray in one hand and piss in the other. Let me know which one fills up first.
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This one just showed up on my feed.

:4321:

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