Watson....

Based on the way that the suits are piling up, my prediction on team Watson's break the glass in case of emergency defense tactics:
1. Have Watson make a heartfelt statement that he's a sex addict and currently seeking help to overcome it. Watson then enters an inpatient sex addiction program.
2. Watson makes a general apology that doesn't imply guilt, and apologieses if anyone was hurt while battling his addiction.
3. Stresses that any and all sexual contact was consensual.
4. Hire detectives to go scorched earth on the claimants looking for any shred of evidence that they have or may have provided massages with extras in the past.
5. Release information to the press via back channels to paint claimants as money hungry whores that will do anything for money.
6. Quietly push for a group settlement.
7. Hire contract killers to take care of folks that may have qualified to file suit but haven't yet and claimants that haven't joined the settlement group.
8. Settle all remaining claims.
9. "Successfully" complete the sex addiction program and have doctors declare him as cured.
10. Have Watson declare as omnisexual.
11. Go on Oprah.
12. Force trade to Jets.
13. Advise Watson to keep his nose clean as he doesn't yet have the Epstein money needed to fake his death, have extensive plastic surgery, and restart his life as a Disney executive.
Brilliant (y)
 
What if we'd traded for Watson 2 weeks ago? It'd be a disaster crap show. Worse than the Antonio Brown fiasco.

Of all the great deals BB made this week, the greatest one on all was the one he didn't make.
 
from the other watson thread, my post:

after reading more, sounds like watson may be a kinky mf who solicits for certain thing(s) from ig girls. hence the nondisclusure agreements and admission from his manager that there was sex.
and much like kraft, he didn't try really hard to be discreet. though maybe that is part of the fetish. i still think it was consensual because why a nda if not? don't wanna play? that would be my cue to back out. but...i also thing that like other crises, this one is being used by someone to manipulate an outcome they desire. timing is too suspect
 
What if we'd traded for Watson 2 weeks ago? It'd be a disaster crap show. Worse than the Antonio Brown fiasco.

Of all the great deals BB made this week, the greatest one on all was the one he didn't make.

From what I’ve heard, even if Watson was in a good place , the Texans wouldn’t trade him until after June 1st for cap reasons.


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from the other watson thread, my post:

after reading more, sounds like watson may be a kinky mf who solicits for certain thing(s) from ig girls. hence the nondisclusure agreements and admission from his manager that there was sex.
and much like kraft, he didn't try really hard to be discreet. though maybe that is part of the fetish. i still think it was consensual because why a nda if not? don't wanna play? that would be my cue to back out. but...i also thing that like other crises, this one is being used by someone to manipulate an outcome they desire. timing is too suspect

Interesting theory vis-a-vis Watson wanting something specific and possibly kinky. Oh, hell, after reading Steph Spradley I'm starting to think in lawyerish terms. Scratch "possibly".

It sounds potentially juicy and I'm sure that soon squadrons of tabloid vultures will be darkening the Texas skies looking for some lurid details to exploit

I think this whole thing is going right through the floorboards.
 
Anyone want to change their vote?

 
Anyone want to change their vote?

i don't know...i am still unsure. saying it was consensual sex seems like a weird move at this point.
i definitely still think that charlatan easterby has something to do with this. possibly even that he knew about it and kept the lid on, waiting for the right time to use it.
 
i don't know...i am still unsure. saying it was consensual sex seems like a weird move at this point.
i definitely still think that charlatan easterby has something to do with this. possibly even that he knew about it and kept the lid on, waiting for the right time to use it.
You guys know much more about Easterby than I do but he seems like a real Joel Osteen type of slime ball snake oil salesman.
 
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