The Patriots are frauds

[Roberto71]

Jags 2 Pats 0.

Jags win on a safety after a cocky Mac Jones attempts to do the Robot with the ball in his own end-zone and gets caught by a Jags defender who took up the challenge and did the "windmill" and accidentally caught Mac and it was recorded as a sack.

 

[SkiptoMyLou]

I can see it now.

Hand off to Bolden, he hits the hole but then pauses for a few long seconds then pitches it back to Mac.

Flea flicker!

Jags are completely fooled.

Mac winds up as he sees a wide open N'Keal Harry streaking up the field.

Mac cocks back and as he's about to release the ball his arm falls off. Ball hits the ground. Incomplete.

Jaguars win the Super Bowl. Nightmare over.

Jags: 15
Pats: 10

 

[deec77]

You don't get sarcasm, do you?

Oh the irony...

~Dee~

 

[ParanoidPatriot]

Lawrence shows up at Gillette doing a reverse Samson having his wife cut his locks. This not only gives him superpowers but confuses and already confused Patriots defense.
The scoreboard can't even compute all of his stats and he wins NFL ROY on that one performance only.
We are totally screwed.

 

[Go Bills!!!]

Jags 9
Patriots 6

Last great gasp from this Patriots defense.

I see what you did there.

 

[Go Bills!!!]

Oh the irony...

~Dee~

 

[Muse]

Lawrence shows up wearing his college jersey from Clemson. He knows the brillance of his college career will razzle and dazzle us as we stare into the headlights that are his beautiful eyes as his defense runs all over us. We won't care. We are on the field with greatness.

Jags- 13
Pats- 10

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

Lawrence shows up at Gillette doing a reverse Samson having his wife cut his locks. This not only gives him superpowers but confuses and already confused Patriots defense.
The scoreboard can't even compute all of his stats and he wins NFL ROY on that one performance only.
We are totally screwed.

ZOINKS

 

[BostonTim]

Mac cocks back and as he's about to release the ball his arm falls off. Ball hits the ground. Fumble!

FYP

 

[O.Z.O.]

I knew that was you in the bushes!

Sup dew?

not much, same shit different day as somebody much wiser than me once said.

 

[TommyD420]

I see what you did there.

Good, because I made it pretty obvious.

 

[HSanders]

I can see it now.

Hand off to Bolden, he hits the hole but then pauses for a few long seconds then pitches it back to Mac.

Flea flicker!

Jags are completely fooled.

Mac winds up as he sees a wide open N'Keal Harry streaking up the field.

Mac cocks back and as he's about to release the ball his arm falls off. Ball hits the ground. Incomplete.

Jaguars win the Super Bowl. Nightmare over.

Jags: 15
Pats: 10

his arm is definitely more likely to fall off than it is for harry to catch the ball...

 

[spacecrime]

You don't get sarcasm, do you?

We do, but we see enough stupid from visiting fans to recognize it.

 

[Go Bills!!!]

Good, because I made it pretty obvious.

Perhaps you should try harder more.

 

[Go Bills!!!]

We do, but we see enough stupid from visiting fans to recognize it.

I hear ya. We had one of yours at my house and ... ooooohh the stupid has to hurt that one.

 

[Hawg73]

I hear ya. We had one of yours at my house and ... ooooohh the stupid has to hurt that one.

You're really enjoying this thread, aren't you?

Don't take it personal, but I'm sure the Falcons have a forum out there somewhere. When you're finished dancing on
our grave, maybe you should think about moseying on down the road.

There's no rush, but that tingly, giddy feeling won't last forever.

Trust me, I've felt it a lot over the last two decades.

 

[AnOldTroll]

As the troll that hides under the stairs here for a couple of decades now, I just want to say what a joy it is to read so many witty comments.

Reminder.., We have 6, too.

 

[bmooney54]

As the troll that hides under the stairs here for a couple of decades now, I just want to say what a joy it is to read so many witty comments.

Reminder.., We have 6, too.

Whatever. You haven't won shit since John Madden died.

 

[Go Bills!!!]

You're really enjoying this thread, aren't you?

Don't take it personal, but I'm sure the Falcons have a forum out there somewhere. When you're finished dancing on
our grave, maybe you should think about moseying on down the road.

There's no rush, but that tingly, giddy feeling won't last forever.

Trust me, I've felt it a lot over the last two decades.

We're good. It's called fandom.

 

[O.Z.O.]

I can see it now.

Hand off to Bolden, he hits the hole but then pauses for a few long seconds then pitches it back to Mac.

Flea flicker!

Jags are completely fooled.

Mac winds up as he sees a wide open N'Keal Harry streaking up the field.

Mac runs down the field, places the ball in Harry's hands... ball hits the ground. Incomplete.

Jaguars win the Super Bowl. Nightmare over.

Jags: 15
Pats: 10

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