Ok, here it goes- We went to Makena beach, Maui, back then there was nobody there and it was a clothing optional beach, its a State Park now but back then you parked in some bushes and walked across a 500 yards of beach to get to the water. I carried a cooler, towels, folding chairs and what not all the way to the waters edge, but of course little Precious forgot something in the car so she went back (rented Lincoln Continental).. I'm sittin there alone and here comes what looked like a 20 year old Hawaii'n girl, very beautiful with long black hair- There is absolutely nobody on the beach but she comes up to me and lays out her towel right in front of me, takes off her clothes and starts doing yoga..So i'm just watching and hoping and preying my wife takes her time getting her make up or whatever out of the car. 10 minutes go by and i'm literally falling in love, then I look back and see Lil Precious marching across the beach, fists clinched and in my head I hear that witch music from the Wizard of Oz... My wife comes up and says something like "What the F is going on!" and 'What the F is she doing here!" I told Lil Precious "to calm down, we are guests here on the island"..
The goddess heard the commotion and calmly got up, rolled up her towel and walked on...
That's one of those times that I really regretted being married..