Girls who FLASH are the best...

Okay, I'll help you out. Most women have flashed guys on the highway. I'll let you in on a secret. We do it because it is absolutely hysterical to do. To watch a car full of guys lose their shit at the same time is funny.[/QUOTE

Nice!

Now that is more like it. Highway bewbie flashing!

We once got a car of dorks to give us their cooler full of beer. Idiots. Cuz we were really going to meet them.
 
We used to do a lot of driving when I was touring with Satan's Penis... I had a cardboard sign that read "Expose Your Breasts Please" and, well, it worked an aweful lot :thumb:

See what happens when you use the magic word? "Now kids I once had this friend and he said PLEASE and guess what happened?" :)
 
See what happens when you use the magic word? "Now kids I once had this friend and he said PLEASE and guess what happened?" :)


I'm always polite. Just the other day, I saw a woman with huge bewbies, and a really small top on, and I said, "Pardon me, miss. I couldn't help but notice you have an exquisite pair of breasts. Thank you for making my day."

She smiled, and said "Thank you!"

I'm nice that way. A gentleman, even.
 
I'm always polite. Just the other day, I saw a woman with huge bewbies, and a really small top on, and I said, "Pardon me, miss. I couldn't help but notice you have an exquisite pair of breasts. Thank you for making my day."

She smiled, and said "Thank you!"

I'm nice that way. A gentleman, even.
You say stuff like that in New England and you'll probably get locked up! :mad: Attempted rape charge thrown @ ya! :D
 
I'm always polite. Just the other day, I saw a woman with huge bewbies, and a really small top on, and I said, "Pardon me, miss. I couldn't help but notice you have an exquisite pair of breasts. Thank you for making my day."

She smiled, and said "Thank you!"

I'm nice that way. A gentleman, even.

TRUE story? That's kind of cool actually..I don't comment on body parts myself but I tell both men and women alike (more women cause the men sometimes think it is flirting) when they are looking good. People need to do that more!! In the polite manner of course..instead of the learing slimy stares.:)
 
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TRUE story? That's kind of cool actually..I don't comment on body parts myself but I tell both men and women alike (more women cause the men sometimes think it is flirting) when they are looking good. People need to do that more!! In the polite manner of course..instead of the learing slimy stares.:)



No, I'm just teasing. Say that to a woman around here, she'd prolly shank ya...
 
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