Claremonster
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Hi Musey It's possible to go for 20 mins but not just one big one it would be multiples
I beg to differ. I seen it me own self. So there.
Hi Musey It's possible to go for 20 mins but not just one big one it would be multiples
A good a time as any. Whatcha wanna talk about?
Hi Musey It's possible to go for 20 mins but not just one big one it would be multiples
Let see, well we could discuss the Sox but I think that is discourage here
Or we can go on about MILF or FILF
or better yet
what kind of food do you like, the sky is the limit Rhody woohoo
I beg to differ. I seen it me own self. So there.
I was wondering how you guys feel about your chances without Brady and Moss ?
I don't know. I think a thread about jerking off farm animals is just about right for this place. One of the few threads that doesn't need hijacking... ROFL
Don't you know? Brady's foot was amputated and he has a bionic foot now. And Randy, well, Randy is Superman. No need to worry there.
Um, I was wondering, can you tell me how big a pig's penis gets when it's erect? Your friend, ScalpCollector, wanted to know.
OK,DWIGHT,
I'm love my job, I own my own swine operation, I make well over 100 G a year and have a net worth of over 4 Million.
What do you do for a living ?
OK,DWIGHT,
I'm love my job, I own my own swine operation, I make well over 100 G a year and have a net worth of over 4 Million.
What do you do for a living ?
Don't you know? Brady's foot was amputated and he has a bionic foot now. And Randy, well, Randy is Superman. No need to worry there.
Um, I was wondering, can you tell me how big a pig's penis gets when it's erect? Your friend, ScalpCollector, wanted to know.
Nah no hijacking needed. It seems before I was fully awake this morning I was lamenting the lack of smack talk from Chefsplanet.
So just like D22, I guess I invited it.
Besides, it has been a boring week, have some fun with it.
PFL, I love it when you talk dirty
ROFL
Well, hogfarmer started it. Besides, if a pig has a 20-minute orgasm, that thing must get huge, wouldn't you think? Inquiring minds want to know. And I'll bet ole hogman has measured it. Hell, they probably have contests down there - you know, my pig has a bigger dick than your pig.
Better yet, my hog's dick is so big jokes.
How about in a fight, "You better watch it, if you're not careful, I'm gonna send my hog over to fvck your wife, and then it will be like driving through the Holland Tunnel when he's done."
I must stop now.
Just so you guys can shut up about the pig orgasm thing, I have masturbated over 3000 boars in my lifetime. The time it takes for a boar to complete his load varies anywhere from 3 minutes to 20 minutes. I would say the average is 10-12. I have never had one go 30. He will spew anywhere from 1/2 quart to a little more than a full quart which after diluted with the appropriate extender will be enough to inseminate anywhere from 4 to 12 sows twice. OK!
I was wondering how you guys feel about your chances without Brady and Moss ?