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do you think sarah pailin has ever tugged a boar :huh:
 
bideau said:
It's too bad I don't plan on reading the first seven pages. I guess I'll just have to figure out the synopsis.
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oh, please read it, Bid, please!!! You'll be laughing all weekend. Even when you're not thinking about it, it's gonna pop in your head, and you'll laugh your ass of.
 
Hogfarmer said:
Just so you guys can shut up about the pig orgasm thing, I have masturbated over 3000 boars in my lifetime. The time it takes for a boar to complete his load varies anywhere from 3 minutes to 20 minutes. I would say the average is 10-12. I have never had one go 30. He will spew anywhere from 1/2 quart to a little more than a full quart which after diluted with the appropriate extender will be enough to inseminate anywhere from 4 to 12 sows twice. OK!
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Has any of your pigs/swine/hogs/boars ever had a boner that lasted more than 4 hours?

I just came back from seeing a client who has a horse farm. I love the smell of horse shit. It opens up the sinuses. Much better than cow,pig, or dog shit.
 
ParanoidPatriot said:
Has any of your pigs/swine/hogs/boars ever had a boner that lasted more than 4 hours?

I just came back from seeing a client who has a horse farm. I love the smell of horse shit. It opens up the sinuses. Much better than cow,pig, or dog shit.
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oh my gosh that is almost better then Viagra WOW
 
Hogfarmer said:
I make a good living for a Texan. I couldn't imagine living in that part of the country. Right now the hog industry is in shambles. My swine operation would probably be valued at 1.5 mill now. In a good market 3-3.5
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I bet you are sooooooooo good that you swallow the cumpetition whole.
 
TBrownslady said:
I think it naturally happens :) It even goes on here at work LOL Friday afternoons bring out the craziness in people LOL
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heck we need craziness here, its almost football season for us soon:)
 
thomas144 said:
This is actually, seriously, really interesting. How exactly do you arouse a boar?
Do they respond to visual stimulation? This is the sort of interesting (and obscure, to someone like me) market niche that I find really fascinating. Are there products marketed to arouse pigs (and other farm animals)?

How many boars do you keep around just for breeding purposes? I take it there must be 1 boar for every 8 to 24 sows?
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Jesus Christ! I come on here to explain that the Pats suck and find myself explaining pig humping procedures. I will be civil and answer your questions.

Boars are trained to mount an artificial dummy. After they have done it once or twice they are easily collected. The dummy is basically a piece of horizontal 12" steel pipe on a stand. The pipe is covered with carpet. to train the young n00b boars you take urine from a sow (or Dwights mother) in heat and pour on the carpet. Pigs are like Dwight , they will screw anything.

To kepp my 1500 sows bred I keep 19 -20 boars for AI and 20 teaser boars. Teaser boars are used to work the sows to find the ones in heat.
 
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